As I left the office today, I ended up walking behind this lady
I don’t think you can properly see the hideous outfit this woman has on. First the green dress, it was considerably shorter than it should be for a woman of her age and amount of cellulite. Every time she walked the dress would flick higher and honestly, just show a lot of more flesh than you’d care to see. And her shoes! Oh my goodness her shoes! She had these black, somewhat strappy platform shoes. In short, she looked like a stripper. Ew …
Note to self: Check backside of self in addition to front side before leaving the house.
Now you may be wondering why I continued to look … but could you look away from such a disaster?